10 THINGS TO DO AT WORK TOMORROW

08 August 2009

For all youse folks wanting revenge at work, at the cost of whomsoever-you-may-come across :-)

1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

3. While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.


4. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.

5. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."

6. Don't use any punctuation.

7. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge Dejected sigh.

8.Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.

9. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

10. Every time you get an email, shout ''email.''

14 Comments, Opinions & What Have you!:

scarlet pimpernel 8/08/2009  

Hi , gr8 blog ... and a gr8 post
the " in accordance with prophecy ...." oh i loved that . Although he is my bestfrnd .. the accounts ass inside the office he is really mean and he always tells me " according to the so and so policy "

Jaideep Sobti 8/08/2009  

funny :D

definitely gonna give point no. 3 a try on monday. 'Ting'.... GASP!!

Rohini Prasanth 8/09/2009  

Hmm... I think I just might have to bookmark this post for the time when I finally get a job. But, I tell you, I am very interested in doing all the above things. Yes. Including no.4. Even if it is my future boss. :D

PS - will anyone really notice if I use the highlighter on my computer screen.. ah.. but then you never said whose computer screen.. maybe I should use them on those that do not belong to my table..

Great ideas I say. You should definitely write a handbook for the working girl. :D

scarlet pimpernel 8/09/2009  

Dear Bard ,
where i live books are too costly . So part of my revenge at office is printing away downloaded e-books . Yes the scarlet pimpernel by Baroness Emmuska is one of those. Read the first one waiting for my boss to be out of town to print the second book
:-)

Deepika Gupta 8/09/2009  

LOL!! Certainly funny and too good for loosing a job!
Another title can be-
"How to lose a job in ten days" ;)

OwlandtheCat 8/10/2009  

hahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous 8/11/2009  

Ohahahwhawhaw....guess this would also ring the death bell for the guy or gal

Pree-yea 8/16/2009  

HILARIOUS!!

I love the elevator nautanki..! :P

And the shout random naumbers when some1 is counting..!
Btw, are these tried and tested..?

Terra Shield 8/17/2009  

I like #9.

BardSpeaks 8/17/2009  

@ pree-yea: Tried AND tested! :P

sonali 8/19/2009  

shout random nubmers when someone is counting, lmao!! This was something nice to read in morning.
Keep writting.

~PakKaramu~ 8/19/2009  

Pak Karamu reading your blog

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