08 August 2009
For all youse folks wanting revenge at work, at the cost of whomsoever-you-may-come across :-)
1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
3. While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
4. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
5. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."
6. Don't use any punctuation.
7. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge Dejected sigh.
8.Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.
9. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
10. Every time you get an email, shout ''email.''